{"id":118,"date":"2007-03-05T10:21:28","date_gmt":"2007-03-05T18:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.willowandjuanjo.com\/?p=118"},"modified":"2007-03-05T10:21:28","modified_gmt":"2007-03-05T18:21:28","slug":"budding-scholar-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"Budding scholar in the house!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We now have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buddingscholar.com\/\">documented proof<\/a> that reported sightings of a budding scholar in the vicinity of Hoff and 17th streets are not false alarms.<\/p>\n<p>Be careful out there!  Mauling by these animals has been reported to be fatal.  Do not engage them in conversation regarding topics in education.  You have been warned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We now have documented proof that reported sightings of a budding scholar in the vicinity of Hoff and 17th streets are not false alarms. Be careful out there! Mauling by these animals has been reported to be fatal. Do not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/?p=118\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ioOJ-1U","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splashblot.willowandjuanjo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}